Life Imitates Art (Canadian Politics Edition)

(Wrote this as a reply to someone's status about someone's tweet about Harper):
It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer and Apu go to the first ever convenience store so that Apu can get his job back.

Harper: You may ask me five questions.
Press: Only 5?
Harper: Yes
Press: Really?
Harper: Yes.
Press: Really?
Harper: Yes.
Press: Really?
Harper: Yes.
Press: Really?
Harper: Yes. Thank you. Come again.
Press: What?
Harper: And now my low level staff will escort you out of the building without my knowledge or consent.