(Randomly Made Up) Canadian Political Party Slogans
Vote Liberal ...
... No Vision. No Ideas. Harper is Evil.
... Let Us Pretend to Love You Again.
... Ivory Towers Will Protect Canada!
... Adscam, Shmadscam.
Vote Conservative ...
... Accountability: No! Transparency: No! Coalition: No!
... Envelopes of Money for Our Corporate Friends!
... For More of the Ol' In-and-Out.
... Coalitions are so 2004. 2011 is the Year of the Majority.
Vote NDP ...
... Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
... We've Never Had a Chance to Screw You!
Vote Green ...
... Election in May. Elizabeth May. That's no Coincidence.
... Please Don't Ignore Us!
... No Vision. No Ideas. Harper is Evil.
... Let Us Pretend to Love You Again.
... Ivory Towers Will Protect Canada!
... Adscam, Shmadscam.
Vote Conservative ...
... Accountability: No! Transparency: No! Coalition: No!
... Envelopes of Money for Our Corporate Friends!
... For More of the Ol' In-and-Out.
... Coalitions are so 2004. 2011 is the Year of the Majority.
Vote NDP ...
... Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
... We've Never Had a Chance to Screw You!
Vote Green ...
... Election in May. Elizabeth May. That's no Coincidence.
... Please Don't Ignore Us!
posted by Frank Yao | 11:32 AM
1 Comments:
You're awesome. That made me giggle. Which is something I think this election should do more of. :-)
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